Duck Fuke

There are sooo many reasons why i hate duke. 1. everyone who goes their thinks they are better then everyone else because the go to duke which is sooooo much cooler then any other school around. 2. they are one of the most boring teams in the world to watch, no speed, no flash, no dunks, they are just a bunch of unathletic guys standing around the 3 point line waiting for the ball. 3. all of my friends from chicago claim jon scheyer is a god and is the jewish savior which is is 100% not due to the fact he will go nowhere in the nba... why you ask.... o yea because hes jewish.... jews and basketball don't go together unless its the owner of a team. so pretty much these are just a few reasons i hate duke.... yea North Carolina is a lot better

Adam "this is why duke sucks" Struhl